tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably
sorry i think you misspelt brilliant
nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying
What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*
what the fuck
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
another college visit another realization that I’ll never get into college
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it